[It's dawn of the first day, etc. etc., and Newt is doing his best to not think of all the unfun stuff he's probably going to have to do before this Game is out. Or how he's immortal now and is going to be doing this for, like, literally ever, assuming some punk-ass Player doesn't get froggy and Erase him.
Forever is a long time, and apparently he'll be spending with Hermann. They've graduated from frenemy lab partners, after all.
AND THEY ARE NOW BUNKMATES!!! Newt throws open the door to their swanky (it's not swanky) camp cabin, all excited because he never got to do summer camp as a kid but this place does remind him a little of his uncle's lake house. Cool!]
Dibs on top bunk! [He tosses his jacket up there because dibs but also he doubts Hermann is going to fight him for it. He heads over to the little dresser to rifle through the drawers. What's in here???]
Hope you're ready for a summer of cheesy camp t-shirts and those khaki shorts that ride way too high. You're gonna look like such a nerd.
[Hermann is... less than excited about this camp premise. It's made up for by the fact that he gets to reunite with the people he met in their own Game, but only just. The immortality also helps maybe? But ugh, it's already hot. He should ask for ice powers as a second psych.]
I am not wearing shorts.
[He's also not going to fight Newt on the top bunk, like, even remotely.]
And don't imply that you'd look any better in them.
[Newt digs out one of the rad camp t-shirts and throws it at Hermann. Catch, nerd!!!]
Uh, I look amazing in everything.
[But also: Please let this dresser just have regular shorts...
...And it does! Score! He holds them up to show Hermann.]
Look, it's a compromise. They're a reasonable length. [He does a quick Vanna White thing to illustrate.]
Do what you want, but it's already hot here and I'll be taking this opportunity to show off Hammerjaw and the gang. The guys on my legs never get enough air time.
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Forever is a long time, and apparently he'll be spending with Hermann. They've graduated from frenemy lab partners, after all.
AND THEY ARE NOW BUNKMATES!!! Newt throws open the door to their swanky (it's not swanky) camp cabin, all excited because he never got to do summer camp as a kid but this place does remind him a little of his uncle's lake house. Cool!]
Dibs on top bunk! [He tosses his jacket up there because dibs but also he doubts Hermann is going to fight him for it. He heads over to the little dresser to rifle through the drawers. What's in here???]
Hope you're ready for a summer of cheesy camp t-shirts and those khaki shorts that ride way too high. You're gonna look like such a nerd.
and they were bunkmates
I am not wearing shorts.
[He's also not going to fight Newt on the top bunk, like, even remotely.]
And don't imply that you'd look any better in them.
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Uh, I look amazing in everything.
[But also: Please let this dresser just have regular shorts...
...And it does! Score! He holds them up to show Hermann.]
Look, it's a compromise. They're a reasonable length. [He does a quick Vanna White thing to illustrate.]
Do what you want, but it's already hot here and I'll be taking this opportunity to show off Hammerjaw and the gang. The guys on my legs never get enough air time.
[And Newt is now taking off his pants. Neat!]